Future Landfill Press

I know everyone is concerned about increasing authenticity and security across the numerous social media platforms. As a response to the demand, services have rolled out the coveted BLUE BADGE/CHECK.

The price on various platforms ranges from $11.99 a month on the web or $14.99 a month on mobile. Of course the problem is there are many authentic people who can't afford to pay Xucherborg or Muskman what amounts to another streaming service, when all you get to watch is GANGGANG ICECREAMSOGOOD and nothing else.

Inspired by the likes of Gary Vaynerchuk, Tai Lopez, and The Liver King, I've developed this specially formulated solution.

For only 2 dollars you can buy this 2 x 2 inch Blue Badge/Check Mark sticker and place it anywhere. NO Monthly Payments, NO worries about the billionaire in charge changing his mind. You remain authentic & verified for as long as the sticker lasts. You can place it directly on your screen (Android/Apple compatible), every website and social media platform you visit is automatically enhanced through this simple trick.

BUY with confidence, while supplies last.